Microsith Products

Microsith Windows NTie

Are your local Jedi Scum getting above themselves? Competent with the latest technology, put them back several years by sneaking this little beauty onto their computers.

Guaranteed minimum reliability and compliance with galactic standards.

Microsith Lookout C3PO

What could be simpler than a protocol droid? Everything, with this cunning piece of communications jamming software. Simply install it on your local Jedi Scum's protocol droid, and within moments his communications will be jammed, and he will be frantically changing every option in sight, trying to turn off idiotic features.

Now also comes with a message scrambler that subtly encodes perfectly innocent text messages in Hypertext form, making them unreadable to anyone using working protocol droids.

Microsith Planet Exploder

Microsith has just released a brand new version of its "World Beating" Planet Exploder software. Guaranteed to be bigger, faster, more robust and completely finished in every way.

Just in case you were in any doubt about updating, our technical experts have compiled a concise list of reasons why you should upgrade, showing all the new features.

Darth paperclip

This ingenious piece of AI technology is guaranteed to spring up at the most critical moments to offer useless trite advice, irritate, slow down computers, and be impossible to remove. Available in a variety of attractive colours.