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Press Release

In a recent press release, Darth Fences, Master of Microsith Corp made clear his views on the recent findings of the Republic Senate into the accusations of anticompetitive behavior on the part of Microsith. He stated that consumers make decisions based on the best products in the marketplace, and the phenomenal competition and innovation in the software industry Microsith has forged in the last 3000 years are what has put us in the position we enjoy.

"We're the top because our software is the best," Fences said in response to the accusation that he had orchestrated a trade blockade against competitor Naboo CorpTM. "And I don't know what Droid Army you're talking about!"

When confronted with allegations of his actions against Alderaan Systems Inc, he replied "Their planet just exploded of its own accord! I had nothing to do with it!"

The slander put around by the relative of former employee Captain Needa was greeted with the truth: "He just choked on his cheese sandwich!"

We all look forward to seeing Darth Fences, and all Microsith employees vindicated.


Exclusive interview!

We have an exclusive new interview with the Chairman of Microsith, Darth Fences. click here to read it.

NEW! Jedix Myths, following a recent spate of pro-Jedix press, we have released the truth in an easily absorbable form.

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